Nom de Plume

Early this morning one of my friends decided I needed a pen name and proceeded to spend the rest of the day sending me suggestions. I wrote back with the type of book each one of these people would be likely to write (i.e. nothing I would write):

Oaken Woods-

dragons

Wiley Poppyseed-

This isn’t an author name, this is either a hobbit or Beatrix Potter mouse

Jezebel Therese-

seductive vampires

Lilith Aubergine-

little old lady mysteries involving cats and teapots

Ariel Ravenwood-

a girl who ends up being descended from witches

Rosemary Adelaide-

hopelessly lovesick Irish folk

Mossie Gravesend-

psychic librarian

Kailen Morningstar-

fairies

Primrose Elmhurst-

plucky orphans in boarding school

Kindell Lilywhite-

hipsters in New York

Ivy Thistlewhite-

Christian romance set in the Old West

Sinjin St.John-

This was the only one I liked, because I freakin’ love Jane Eyre. Still not going to use it, but it made me laugh.